About No Monkey Business
Looking for No Monkey Business? It is a restaurant or cafe in the CA12 part of Cumberland. At its last food hygiene inspection on 7 November 2025 it was rated 5 out of 5. That is the top score.
Food hygiene rating
- Food hygiene and safety: good. How food is handled, cooked, cooled and stored.
- Building and cleanliness: good. The state of the kitchen, the cleaning and the pest control.
- Management of food safety: very good. Whether the business has proper systems and training in place.
From the Food Standards Agency, inspected 7 November 2025. See the official record.
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Where to find it
No Monkey Business, 43 Main Street, Keswick, CA12 5DS. Open in Google Maps.
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Questions
What is the food hygiene rating of No Monkey Business?
No Monkey Business has a food hygiene rating of 5 out of 5, given on 7 November 2025, from Cumberland.
When was No Monkey Business last inspected?
Its last food hygiene inspection was on 7 November 2025.
Where is No Monkey Business?
No Monkey Business is at 43 Main Street, Keswick, CA12 5DS, in Cumberland.
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